Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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Guess what What

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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A Sloth runs...

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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