Trump will make America great again.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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