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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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