- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Bags of delicious poop.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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