When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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