- Anti Joke

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard