- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Weed.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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