- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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