- Anti Joke

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

What does two plus two equal? 4

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

a seal walks into a club.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.