why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

You know whats better than 24? 25

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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