- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

Obama being reelected.

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

What is a jew in space? Dead

Ask me if im a tree? No

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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