What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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