- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

There was an american man on the way to work.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

rabbits running in my bathroom!

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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