The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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