- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

i had sex.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

a jew walks out of a furnace

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

No, Trinidad.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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