- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

Were can you find a bag of meth?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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