Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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