- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

poop.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

were at work systems r down

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

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