breasts

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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Faithful men.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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