What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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what has genitial warts? me

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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