What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

There's a god, just kidding.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

knock knock? come in

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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