So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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im @ work, LOL.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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Your text.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Turkey Balls

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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Anti Joke

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