- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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