How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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gingers

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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