What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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im @ work, LOL.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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Your text.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Turkey Balls

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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