Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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Gingers.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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