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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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