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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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