A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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Terry has ebola

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Is maynaise an instrument?

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

no

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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