- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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