Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Knock knock Go away

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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