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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Weed.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

1+1=2