What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

whats white jizz

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

women's rights

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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