An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

Darude- Sandstorm

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

womens rights

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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