- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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