- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Stealth baseballs record

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Terraria

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Justin Bieber

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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