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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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