- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

im not food

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Dyslexics are teople poo

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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