Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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