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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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