How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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