Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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drew edminstin is a rat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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