You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

I <3 Hitler

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

A Serbian Film

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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