- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Sam Hengal.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Women's Rights Movement

what do gay people eat?? food

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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