Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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What? Huh?

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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