what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What's 6 + 9? 15.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

4-4-2

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

j.p. is dumb

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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