What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Women's Rights

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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drew edminstin is a rat

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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