A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

What's the difference between a duck?

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

What's funnier than 68 69

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