A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

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''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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