- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

My cat just died.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

You're a frog

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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