- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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