- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

What did death say to life? Go die

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Want to hear a Joke? No.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Knock Knock, Ow my face

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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