- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What is a jew in space? Dead

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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