How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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knock knock no ones home

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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Justin Bieber.

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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