A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Tucker Rivera

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don't read this

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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