- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

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