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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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