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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

You know whats funny Aids

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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