A man and his young child walk into a clinic to get physical check-up. The man learns from the physicist he doesn't mater. His wife remarries and start having frequent sex and the child is scarred for life. This is irrelevant because both parents don't exist and this is all a constant delusion in an psychiatric hospital.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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a seal walks into a club.

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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