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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Peas

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

ME NAME IS JEFF

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

EGGPLANT

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Chuck Norris Dies.

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