How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

no pun intended

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Roses are red.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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