What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Guess what? AIDS!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

If youre African, why are you white?

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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