- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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