What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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i killed my family

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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