A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Roses are red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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