Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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