A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Who is John Galt?

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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Anti Joke

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