What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

What did Washington say to California? WC

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

Justin

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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