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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Punching a baby

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