How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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This is on of those few moments where my guts and attitude leave me feeling as if the entire world is against me... ...Then I cant help but to smirk and think... The world against me? Finally a worthy challenge... Such a great day... Nero because fuck morals: Friends and not so friends do not call me Black Metal because I listen to power rock, my mother high on drugs attacked my wife claiming she was Satan, I killed my angel dust empowered mother, felt as if the world was against me... ...Such a great day... "I killed my father too but you dont hear me whining about it!" And of course... ...Rest in pieces oh "dear" mother", at least you did one good thing, you gave birth to your undertaker, while I killed you to end my lifelong misery, My only regret is ending yours... Now I request you all think I am a monster and pretend we live in a world where all parents are nice and good... You already deluded yourself? Perhaps you should thumb me up instead then.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Water? I hardly know her.

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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