- Anti Joke

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian man fails a math test

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing