- Anti Joke

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer