- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

politically correct!

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

dick dick dick... frogs

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