What did the policeman say to the black thief? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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