chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

You have friends

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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