- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

This is sparta No this is patrick

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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