Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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