How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

Your girlfriend.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

your no better than a cockroach

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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