- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Sex vagina. lol.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

human centipede

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Nah

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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