so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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- Helen Keller

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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