- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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