poop.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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