A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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