- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

My name is Jeff

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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