What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Once upon a time, The end.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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