- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Miscarriages.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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