- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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