- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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