- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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