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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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