- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

Your wife died during the delivery.

Miscarriages.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

This is not a joke

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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