- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago