- Anti Joke

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

there once was a black man who played basketball

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Woman rights.