What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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don't just stand there

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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