- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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