- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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