a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Velcro. What a rip off.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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