Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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Buzi vagy!

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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Anti Joke

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