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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Happy Monday!

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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