What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Where's my tractor?

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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