What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

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So does Blake

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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Women's rights

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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