What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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Anti Joke

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