- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can fly? Lots of things

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Velcro. What a rip off.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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