what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Women can vote? wtf

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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