I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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