What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Stop procrastinating.

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

James Patrick Campbell

Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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