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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Adam Chebali has no life

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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