If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Tim likes girls

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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do you have a wife?

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Poop

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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Anti Joke

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