- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

why do fat people eat so much? who cares

Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Cliterus

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

say cheese

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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