What hurts like hell? HELL

why dont they make black forks

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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