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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Horse with a chair on his head.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

whats 1 + 1? 2

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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