- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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