A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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Women's Rights.

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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