- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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