- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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