- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Vote this down and get DOXED

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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