- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

hard cheese

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

i like it in the mouth

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

I? Everett

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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