I once did something.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Vagina cream... end of story

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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