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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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