- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

women sports....

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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