- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

women sports....

Obama walks into a hospital....

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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