What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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