- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Robert Mugabe.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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