- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

race-car = rac-ecar

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

the economy.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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