- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Cancer.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Whats white? A fridge

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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