Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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