*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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who is awesome? no one...

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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I? Everett

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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Yanter, Look it up

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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