Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

who is not good looking? mon morello

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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