- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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