What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

Im taking a shit right now.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

My three children are three big mistakes.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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