why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

yada yada

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Black people are the scum of the earth

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

My name is me I like fired chicken!

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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