- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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