This sentence is a lie.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Feminism.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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