- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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