- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Justin beiber's penis

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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