- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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