- Anti Joke

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Kefka > Sephiroth

Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

whats funnier than 24? 25

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands