- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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