- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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