- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

hey, my names mark.

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