Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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