- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

A dog was barking at a tree

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Hello.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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