Long joke Your such a downey

2 + 2 = fish

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

WILLY

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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