- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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