Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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