Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? He was battling severe depression at the time. His alcoholism was tearing his family apart, he was declining in job performance and his boss threatened to fire him several times. I guess at that point he just decided to end it all. It was horribly tragic, policemen knocking on the door of his wife's chicken roost and informing her of the bad news. As soon as she heard, she rushed to the scene, only to see his mangled body spread across the street, intestines falling out. They held a closed casket funeral. Formal, all black. It was raining by the time the casket was brought to the cemetery to be buried. She hasn't stopped crying since. His children ask her, where's dad, but all she can do is weep. Suicide is bad, kids

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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I have an erection My mom!

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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