2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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MySpace.

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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