If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life"

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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