- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

minorities

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Guess what? AIDS!

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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