"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

Face...the other white meat!

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Phew... it's gone.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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