- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

baloney sandwich

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

Women's Rights.

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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