Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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Neither did she.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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