- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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