So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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hi joshua

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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