Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

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