- Anti Joke

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.