- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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