- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Go away still nothing to see

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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