- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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