A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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Walnut

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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weston cage

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What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

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So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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