Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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Keanu Reaves

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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