- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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