- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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