what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

HOLY SHIT!!!!

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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