"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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