- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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