haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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Anti Joke

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