- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What's a joke? Funny

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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