- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

I used to know what alzheimers was

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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