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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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A dog was barking at a tree

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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