kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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