- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

British Dentistry

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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