How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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