A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

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an athiest walks into a church

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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White men's rights

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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