my whole life!

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Logan's gay

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Jebron Lames.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Women's Rights.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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