How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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